hello-boner

What occurs when you come home and your dog is so happy to see you he pops a chubby.

"Oh gross, Odin has a hello-boner!"

hello-boner by confusinomitron September 23, 2008

hell boner

A hell boner is that one awkward boner you get when you least expect it and then it just refuses to go down and even hurts if you get more excited.

Dude: Yo bro, come meet me down stairs for some Fortnite.
Bro: I can't get up right now, I've got a hell boner that's refusing to go down.
Dude: rip

hell boner by xerb May 2, 2019

hells boner 

phrase used to express enthusiasm. basically like hells yeah. used when agreeing with someone. originated in northern indiana by a small group of friends. also spelled with a 'z' instead of 's'

"yo, kaz just trey flipped that 6 set!"

"hells boner!"

hells boner by c rock September 1, 2006

hells boner 

n. phrase used to express enthusiasm. basically like hells yeah. used when agreeing with someone. originated in northern indiana by a small group of friends. also spelled with a 'z' instead of 's'

"yo, kaz just trey flipped that 6 set!"

"hells boner!"

hells boner by c rock September 16, 2008