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hello sir, jolly good day 

what you say to someone when you are of english descent
English man: hello sir, jolly good day!
Normal man: what the fuck?

Hello sir, I like to eat face 

An expression meaning to Eat Face, used by politicians, especially Republicans.
Also can be used as a Catch Phrase for Lisa Simpson of "The Simpsons" who is currently the only one on there without one.
But mostly it's a friendly greeting implying to do something digusting.
Hello, sir. How are you. I'm pretty good. How the kids? Good, huh. Oh yeah! I almost forgot to tell you. I LIKE TO EAT FACE!

hallo sirb 

the internationally recognised greeting to friends, families, teachers, clueless shop assistants and bemused Turkish kebab shop owners.
The first words God said to Adam, was "Hallo Sirb!", followed by "Your penis is quite small, its alright though, Eve has nothing to compare it to." The first point is absurd, the second part is in the Old Testament: Genesis, promise.
hallo sirb by pat thomsirb March 7, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026