hello sex

when you open the door to welcome someone into your home, while simultaneously opening up your vagina/penis to welcome their penis/vagina.

Courtney: "Hello Brian, welcome to my place of living"
Brian: "Hello Courtney, you have a splendid home"
Courtney's Penis: "Brian's Shlong, please open up for me and prepare to accept my plump eggplant in u"
Brians PenisVagina: "How kind of u to hello sex me"

by my wonderful penish January 24, 2020

hello-sexual

To become turned on when someone says hello to you.

Interviewer: "How do youy define yourself, sexually?"
Me: "hello-sexual"

by uhhdad July 6, 2018

sex in hell

Extremely hot sex

I had sex in hell last night. It was amazing

by Sketchy things December 21, 2016

hella sexy

odelle edora; of or pertaining to odelle edora

rachelle's boyfriend is hella sexy.

by girlfriend of a hella sexy guy July 14, 2004

Hell'sexbed

Someone single contraint from not having sex following a surgery or simply is not able due to some medical reasons...Well we do often take things from granted but when you got a broken leg or a shoulder surgery or even paralyzed...you are not able to perform active sex intercourse....it's frustrating when you used to fly around like an eagle...
That's why when you spend more then one night alone and you have lust of performing sex or making love but your injury won't let it happen.....you become tied to HELL'S SEXBED.....it's really hell

It can be also when you find nobody with who you can perform sex with or when your girlfriend or boyfriends or your wife or your bitch....let you down .....between us i prefer a surgery then to be let down....;)

Person A ... Hey buddy what's up ?...want to get down tonight ?
Person B... This surgery fucks.....Bro...I'm tied to hell'sexbed for three weeks....
Person A... Sorry dude ..I'm horny...wish you to recover quickly

by REBEU13 June 9, 2009

Hella Sexy

Girl, throw that bathroom scale away!!! You just can't measure it... You're HELLA SEXY..

Authentically Confident in the skin she's in, Hella Sexy

by Bald is Badass November 16, 2023

sexy as hell

1.- one who look beyond sexy can describe

she looks sexy as hell with that dress

by mclovin03 January 4, 2012