Helldesk 

This is what you get when a helpdesk that you have to phone to resolve a problem is manned by an evil bitch from hell. This woman will generally have the people skills of an angry pitbull terrier, the patience of a rattlesnake being poked with a stick and the intelligence and problem solving skills of a paving slab.

Just got off the phone to the Helldesk. That Jackie is a complete bitch.

Helldesk by IT Crowd April 22, 2008

helldesk 

1. Where you go or call if you know nothing about computers to talk to someone who often knows only marginally more than you do but has to pretend that he or she does anyway not to get fired as fast

2. Where you go or call if you know nothing about computers to talk to somebody who knows nothing about people

3. A stressful and thankless campus job

1. Hello, this is the <insert organization name here> helpdesk, what can we do for you today...What, your internet's not working. Well, is the wireless button turned one? Is the LAN cable plugged in? Oh, uh maybe you DNS-IP server thingy dohicky thing is not connecting to the subnet mask...Can you bring it in sometime today?

2. Hello, this is the <insert organization name here> helpdesk, what can we do for you today...What, your internet's not working. Well, hit winkey-R and type C-M-D. What, you don't know where the winkey is? It's the key with the window on it, usually between the alt and control keys...Okay, you see the black box now. Type W-I-N...

3. The campus helldesk has a high turnover rate.

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helldesk by n0Really April 7, 2009

Helpdesk

The infested rectum of a dead camel, where legions of undying techs are forced to provide support to the brainless masses. There only reprive being the mute button and the occasional 'actual' retard calling up providing entertainment

Helpdesk = Hell = Infested rectum of a dead camel

Helpdesk by Rob February 16, 2004

helpdesk

a place where the nhs keeps me.
like a monkey doing tricks with remote support for the brainless masses.

me (helpdesk operator): 'ok remote support is now starting'
brainless corporate stooge: oooooh it moves on its own
me: *smashing blunt intrument on face sounds*

helpdesk by gazzerama April 27, 2006

helpdesk

We fix the things all the stupid fools with computers break

I don't understand how to operate my computer yet want it to do things that are impossible with the software I'm using. I know! I'll call the Helpdesk and make them do it for me!

helpdesk by Katt October 24, 2003

Helpdesk fishing

Were you log a call and assign it to a group not knowing whether it should of gone there in the first place (due to lack of knowledge/total guess). You log the call and cast it into the 2nd line group waiting for a bite (for them to kick up a fuss)...

Hmm just put that call into Cra040 support...wonder if thats the right place..oh well cast away let the helpdesk fishing begin.

Helpdesk fishing by Mazuk June 24, 2009

helpdesk hillbilly 

a member of a social gathering or work colleague who is mentally unstable and has the tendancy to explode without warning.
A cider drinking unhinged work colleague who lives with every living member of his family and resembles a cast member from deliverance. Also mumbles to himself and sits redfaced awaiting his chance to jump into action as a fully fledged psycho

i phoned the helpdesk the other day and some helpdesk hillbilly kept me on the line talking s**t, playing his banjo and whispering to his dead relatives ashes he keeps on his desk in little jars.

helpdesk hillbilly by the madtechie January 5, 2008