heliophiliac

A person so utterly devoted to the Sun that they risk their life in order to bask in it.

Because she was an undeniable heliophiliac, he knew she would be on the beach every single day during the summer months, and then she’d be down to Rio de Janeiro from December through March for the South American summer.

heliophiliac by Dr Bunnygirl November 21, 2019

little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs 

Originated on the radio show "Loveline", hosted by Dr. Drew Pinsky and Adam Carolla. Refers specifically to Drew's high school, but can be used to denote any fancy-pants school that caters to spoiled rich kids.

Right, but where Drew went, the Little Lord Fauntleroy School for Albino Hemophiliacs, the mascot was Lord Jeff. Lord Jeff?! You have a dead white guy as your mascot?

little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs by Tortilla Factory March 19, 2005

heliophilia 

(N.) An addiction to the sun. Always needing it's rays to survive life. Needing summer all year round.

"Sammi has heliophilia;therefore, she lives at the beach,and is outside everyday"

"The sunflower needs the sun to survive as so does a person with heliophilia"

heliophilia by smdsweetheart January 4, 2014

Heliophilia 

A fanfiction that will fuck you up in so many ways. It will take you on an emotional roller coaster and in the end, you will never be the same again. One will often say they 'hate' Heliophilia but in reality they have suffered deep emotional trauma from this fic that they are not ready to talk about but do in fact love the story. One does not merely 'read' this fic without crying for days. A caution is placed to all those who are considering reading it. You might never read again.

"Why are you crying?"

"Heliophilia."
"Oh. I feel you man. We'll get through this together."

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"HELIOPHILIA FUCKED ME UP"

"It's okay babe there's an alternate ending."

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"Have you read Heliophilia?"

"....get the fuck out."

Heliophilia by sapphicgoddess August 28, 2014

Hetrophiliac 

The gay/lesbian that always tries to pull the straight one.

Man one: Hey Paul, don't you think that person over at the bar is a bit of a Hetrophiliac.
Man two: What do you mean?
Man one: Well this clubs pretty full of gay blokes, and yet he's been trying to pull almost every straight guy that's come in her tonight

Hetrophiliac by Kyoichii December 25, 2010

hemophiliac 

A person who is affected with hemophilia. Hemophilia is a hereditary blood defect in which blood clotting is delayed that occurs almost exclusively in males. There is difficulty in controlling hemorrhage even after minor injuries.

His doctors became aware that he was a hemophiliac when he accidently cut himself and the bleeding could not be controlled easily.

hemophiliac by Holly M January 17, 2008

little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs 

a made up school. used to imply rich people.

where did you go, little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs?

little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs by Zach B. February 11, 2004