heldering 

The act of tweeting from multiple twitter accounts, 24 hours a day that includes retweeting oneself from multiple accounts, unfollowing oneself from one account and then tweeting about about it from another. Extreme heldering often leaded to twitpic-ing on Facebook and verbal hashtagging.

I'm exhausted. I've been heldering all night. I'm so tired I can't even keep my twelve accounts straight. #damnheldering

heldering by tcantor August 30, 2010

Heldering Syndrome 

The Heldering Syndrome is a term used to describe psychological phenomenon wherein a good idea for a new word on urbandictionary.com is taken hostage by others and the once positive feelings from acceptance into urbandictionary.com are turned into dismay, shame, shock and the need to apologize for ever thinking that defining the word was funny.

The following are viewed as the conditions for Heldering syndrome to occur.

* When seeing defined word on twitter makes you cringe

* When seeing or hearing reference to the defined word, or a word that is similar to the defined word immediately feeling as if you must issue a mass apology.

S: Did you see all of the heldering going on? What the heldering?

T: (sound of head hitting desk)

S: I knew it. Eventually she'd get Heldering Syndrome. Uh, can somebody send held- i mean help?

Heldering Syndrome by TC_1 September 8, 2010

hetherington 

With a name like Hetherington, this person has whacky and exotic antics. Known usually for sexiness and large objects in their pants.

"Dude, that guy's a Hetherington."

hetherington by D Lynch May 9, 2008

Hadering 

(Verb)

The inability to hold character causing all who is watching to can’t even, die, or laugh uncontrollably.

“That man right there is Hadering. I am dead."

Hadering by ThatHaderOverThere February 17, 2013

hefnering 

To relax during the evening with a glass of your favorite liquer. Robe, lounge chair, pipe and firepalce add to the hefnering feel.

I"m having such a hard day I barely take it. When I get home im going have a glass of my favorite cognac and Hefnering it the rest of the evening.

hefnering by Hilmar Sigurdsson March 19, 2008

Hetherington Shower 

To bathe in deodorant or anti-perspirant, usually in the absence of any immediately available, advanced body-washing facilities.

There's banner-making to do and all sorts, so I've not got time to go to the QMU. Think I'll just take a Hetherington Shower and have done for now....

Hetherington Shower by flankspeed June 29, 2011

Helmeting 

Like the similar definition on this page, the act involves inserting one's head into the particular orifice. The original example that I've seen, and most others have also seen, is a video of a bald man putting his head (up to his ears) into a woman's vagina.

Did you see that video where that guy put his head in that chick's pussy? That's gotta be one seriously loose hole for helmeting.

Helmeting by LazinessPrevails September 19, 2009