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(music) 1. a bastardization of techno and possibly the worst permutation thereof ever to be dignified with its own subgenre.
2. techno created by Hekcorps.
3. it's not fucking techno.
hekno by Anonymous November 8, 2003
Words you can keep
He is a very hot and he is benjimangos big daddy he is a monkey and slayer off women
HEKNO by BenTheUR DEV June 2, 2022
HENOK:- henok is the kind of person who has a pure heart and it's definitely big when he cares and he does he cares deeply that goes the same for the way he loves he is a very fun person who is goofy and I guaranty he will always crack a smile on your face no matter what his hugs are warm it's like hugging a teddy bear he is strong like a lion who keeps his close friends secured in short you can't find nobody like him
Naomi: does your day suck?

Noah: yeah it really does

Naomi: you should hang out with henok he will definitely brighten your day with a laughter
Henok by #unpretentious June 10, 2020

henohaneef 

The man, the myth, the legend. I present to you the geneticist by trade, Mr Haneef. The critically acclaimed transcendent Heno is universally known to preach a vast amount of intellectual 200+ IQ knowledge. His ass is known to collect a vast portion of his fat content (THICC).

A great mind comes with a matching physical vessel to wield his etherial power. He dons a navy blue armour that embraces his voluptuous figure (dat ass tho). Legends say he has engraved the very words of textbook on his glistening herd of flesh residing at the back of his head.

Heno is a world-renowned waffler. The particular type of waffler he is a concise waffler. Heno teaches us his crispy knowledge through waffle. Waffling is a desirable trait many people look for in their significant other.

Heno has without a doubt has mastered the art of roasting. He is a renaissance. He teaches of how "there's an art to it".
henohaneef is thicc

Ahenobarbus Henocied 

One of the most disgusting and malicious entities on the internet. Known for running a (now debunked) Facebook page. Once added, the user would send you photographs of unimaginably disgusting and illegal images. Some involving gore, child pornography, taped suicides, snuff, etc. It also made messages with strange Latin and Russian coded messages, along with cryptic coordinates. The user is also known for targeting minors and sending content as described above.
My friend was recently attacked by Ahenobarbus Henocied on Facebook, and was sent very violent images. Hopefully his therapist can help him out.
Ahenobarbus Henocied by MrTengoku August 29, 2016

Especially Heinous 

Two words used together to describe sexual based criminal offenses. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit.
In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous.
Especially Heinous by K-DOG March 19, 2014

Heinous bitch 

Wickedly rude; someone who is bitchy for no reason; uses personal things against people; uses people for personal gain
Nay thinks she's cool, but she's just a heinous bitch.
Heinous bitch by BG mommy June 5, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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