The man, the myth, the legend. I present to you the geneticist by trade, Mr Haneef. The critically acclaimed transcendent Heno is universally known to preach a vast amount of intellectual 200+ IQ knowledge. His ass is known to collect a vast portion of his fat content (THICC).

A great mind comes with a matching physical vessel to wield his etherial power. He dons a navy blue armour that embraces his voluptuous figure (dat ass tho). Legends say he has engraved the very words of textbook on his glistening herd of flesh residing at the back of his head.

Heno is a world-renowned waffler. The particular type of waffler he is a concise waffler. Heno teaches us his crispy knowledge through waffle. Waffling is a desirable trait many people look for in their significant other.

Heno has without a doubt has mastered the art of roasting. He is a renaissance. He teaches of how "there's an art to it".

henohaneef is thicc

henohaneef by thedisciplesofheno2 May 10, 2019

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Ahenobarbus Henocied

One of the most disgusting and malicious entities on the internet. Known for running a (now debunked) Facebook page. Once added, the user would send you photographs of unimaginably disgusting and illegal images. Some involving gore, child pornography, taped suicides, snuff, etc. It also made messages with strange Latin and Russian coded messages, along with cryptic coordinates. The user is also known for targeting minors and sending content as described above.

My friend was recently attacked by Ahenobarbus Henocied on Facebook, and was sent very violent images. Hopefully his therapist can help him out.

Ahenobarbus Henocied by MrTengoku August 29, 2016

henohenomoheji

An arrangement of these Japanese hiragana to create a face (he へ for the eyebrows, no の for the eyes, mo も for the nose, he へ again for a mouth, and can be surrounded by ji じ to outline the face)

へへ
のの
も
へ

Sensei proceeded to draw the henohenomoheji face on the chalk board, for fun.

henohenomoheji by Tofu-Miso December 1, 2010

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