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Heisman Trophy 

A trophy awarded to the best player in college football.
Jay Bergwanger won the first Heisman Trophy.
Heisman Trophy by Fifi McFeef January 11, 2008

heisman trophy 

The heisman trophy is awarded to any man that gets rejected by multiple women in a night. It is called the heisman because that’s the pose a woman makes when pushing away from the awardee’s advances.
Damn, John sure did earn the heisman trophy tonight. He got shot down by 12 chics tonight.
heisman trophy by The mike smith December 29, 2020

Heisman Trophy 

A masturbation position, primarily used in the shower to keep from slipping. One hand on the wall, the other hand.. well you know.
Dude, I was jacking off in the shower, and I had to do the Heisman Trophy because the tub was so slippery.

Clown Heisman Trophy 

Also known as Clown of The Year (COTY) the Clown Heisman Trophy is awarded annually to the most outstanding person in the CPS. Winners epitomize the most clown moments, and have earned the most clown points throughout the year.
Announcer: “And the winner of the 2020 Clown Heisman Trophy is _______”
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026