heavytext

A long-winded text message filled with trauma dumping or a deep history of something on-topic. It is not split up into multiple messages.

Sharon just dropped a five-screen heavytext on me about her last relationship.

by Geoff AF June 8, 2025

heavyset

adj. the only polite way to refer to someone as overweight.

you know who im talking about, the lady at the bank with the black hair, heavyset...

by viciouskev July 26, 2009

hiphop heavymetal

ghetto hood shit area thats what it means

this area is fucking hiphop heavymetal

by Generic Hzzzz January 7, 2017

HeavyMetalG0d

A user at the vestibule who posted their SMALL penis secretly on their photo album online. It turned into a big riot filled with his penis on pics saying "own3d" and people making Owned pics.

You have a HeavyMetalG0d as a penis!! Tis small!

by Steve November 30, 2003

HeavyMetalRocknRollDrinkAFifthSmokeABowl

one of the best sayings ever

heavy metal, rock n roll, drink a fifth, smoke a bowl. It has it's own example right there.

by miriah December 13, 2004

heavymetalkoda

S C R U B

He is such a heavymetalkoda

by Imjustablushyboi May 8, 2018

heavyset

Something that Billy Bob Tanley says every time he wants to say "fat" because he's afraid YouTube will kill off his content for cyberbullying.

Guga: "This beef has a lot of fat!"
Billy: "You mean a lot of heavyset? Don't say fat, because YouTube will get offended, you know, uh, fat-shaming. (5 seconds later) I hate YouTube!"

by Speedqueen February 18, 2025