Heavy Heart

Melancholy; depressed; sad.
When your heart is weighted down by sorrow. Often times a death, or when you are still in love with someone from the past.

With a very heavy heart I must inform you all that John "Buddha" Camille passed away.

Heavy Heart by Josh Carrico June 11, 2006

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Heavy Heart

A condition in which a seller of a collectable or desirable item (sometimes acquired through a friendship) places that item up for sale at an inflated price, accompanied by a (typically weak) tear-jerking bullshit story of woe, sadness and distress. The tale of woe may involve the illness of a pet, damage to a vehicle, or a bill that is due.

The indication of a "heavy heart" vs. an actual hardship condition may be most often characterized by a call out to one's "Brothers" or "Bros" as an attempt to endear, and the inclusion of a trade option for another collectable item.

Brothers! It is with a heavy heart that I list this grail for sale. My paraplegic pet hermit crab needs a new articulating Titanium prosthetic claw. I was saving for it, but my car broke down, since I need the car to drive my blind cockatoo to the vet 3 times a week for it's dialysis treatments, I had to pay the mechanic using the money that was left to me by my great grandfather Skip, a man that was born a conjoined twin attached at the ankle to his brother. I need cash immediately! I will however consider trades involving Sibert, Emerson, Burch, or Hinderer, valued at table price.

Heavy Heart by Desmodromic December 19, 2012

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your story makes my heart heavy and my prostate weak

expression. used in substitution for the popular response "cool story bro" first described in forums online. This expression however, is a direct quote from the hit movie "kung pow." This famous scene occurs during a dialogue with the "chosen one" and master tang.

john "man i don't feel so well I think I broke my leg"

jack" your story makes my heart heavy and my prostate weak"

john" fuck u man"

your story makes my heart heavy and my prostate weak by niggman star33 October 4, 2011

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Heavy hearted

Depressed; sad

When you feel a mixture of sadness and envy in your heart and that feeling feels heavy in your chest area

More common when jealous, loss of someone you loved.

(Person 1) Are you okay?
(Person 2) I just feel a little heavy hearted thats all..

Heavy hearted by Chiyen November 27, 2016

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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