heave a havanna

crapping out a turd resembling the shape of a havanna cigar.

The man asked the host for directions to the bathroom, because he had to "heave a havanna".

by Phil McCrevus August 24, 2007

Heave a Havana

To grow a tail, take a dump, to light the bum cigar.

"Who went to Cuba, there's a huge havana in the shitter."

by Jtron 3000 October 5, 2003

heave a havanah

To take a crap similar in shape and form as a Cuban Havanah cigar to pinch a loaf

Dude where's your crapper, I gotta heave a havanah this minite.

by captkerk June 11, 2006