heather hit 

A dab hit smaller than a normal hit. Usually reffered to a hit so small that only a tiny woman named heather will feel it.

Dude dont load me a Heather hit man, I wanna get ripped!

heather hit by Viciouspest June 17, 2017

heatheritis 

1- condition where one is heavily addicted to many forms of illegal drugs
2- condition where one is blessed with a great ass
3- condition where one is really lazy at work and takes drink breaks without permission

1- Ma'am, your son has a severe form of heatheritis, his blood consists of 90% LSD and his lungs rely only on marijuana smoke instead of oxygen

2- Damn, look at the ass on her, she must have heatheritis

3- That's the last time I hire a girl with heatheritis

heatheritis by stephmhishot May 13, 2004

Heatherito 

A Heatheríto Lemòn(Burrito) is a band loser. Trombone is this creature's weapon of choice. Can usually be seen with a Gracie Garcia. Heatherito's have shortish hair, once long. Amazingly pretty. Can dance quite well. Ridiculously smart.

To spot a Heatherito, simply listen..you may hear the sound of Regina Spektor or Mika. Either that or listen for her spanglish..occasionally spurts of spanish will escape her lips as she talks.

Garcia - "Hola Heatherito."
Heatherito - "O.O"

Karen - "Look! I've got the Heather action figure! With limited addition, trombone action!"

Alex - "My little pony..."

Le End.

Heatherito by graciegarcia March 3, 2008

heatheritis 

condition where one has a lisp, needs diapers, needs to wear an eyepatch, gets diaper rash from pool water easily. Has the mind of an infant.

Look at that girl, she must have heatheritis.

heatheritis by babypiratesnapchat2 April 4, 2023