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heatheritis 

1- condition where one is heavily addicted to many forms of illegal drugs
2- condition where one is blessed with a great ass
3- condition where one is really lazy at work and takes drink breaks without permission
1- Ma'am, your son has a severe form of heatheritis, his blood consists of 90% LSD and his lungs rely only on marijuana smoke instead of oxygen

2- Damn, look at the ass on her, she must have heatheritis

3- That's the last time I hire a girl with heatheritis
heatheritis by stephmhishot May 13, 2004

Heatherito 

A Heatheríto Lemòn(Burrito) is a band loser. Trombone is this creature's weapon of choice. Can usually be seen with a Gracie Garcia. Heatherito's have shortish hair, once long. Amazingly pretty. Can dance quite well. Ridiculously smart.

To spot a Heatherito, simply listen..you may hear the sound of Regina Spektor or Mika. Either that or listen for her spanglish..occasionally spurts of spanish will escape her lips as she talks.
Garcia - "Hola Heatherito."
Heatherito - "O.O"

Karen - "Look! I've got the Heather action figure! With limited addition, trombone action!"

Alex - "My little pony..."

Le End.
Heatherito by graciegarcia March 3, 2008

heatheritis 

condition where one has a lisp, needs diapers, needs to wear an eyepatch, gets diaper rash from pool water easily. Has the mind of an infant.
Look at that girl, she must have heatheritis.

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026