heatheritis 

1- condition where one is heavily addicted to many forms of illegal drugs
2- condition where one is blessed with a great ass
3- condition where one is really lazy at work and takes drink breaks without permission

1- Ma'am, your son has a severe form of heatheritis, his blood consists of 90% LSD and his lungs rely only on marijuana smoke instead of oxygen

2- Damn, look at the ass on her, she must have heatheritis

3- That's the last time I hire a girl with heatheritis

heatheritis by stephmhishot May 13, 2004

heatheritis 

condition where one has a lisp, needs diapers, needs to wear an eyepatch, gets diaper rash from pool water easily. Has the mind of an infant.

Look at that girl, she must have heatheritis.

heatheritis by babypiratesnapchat2 April 4, 2023

hateritis 

A newly discovered disease caught by see or knowing someone of superb style extreme intelligence and all around greatness.

Yo man I just got an 90 on my paper.

Man thats nothing, you still suck.

O I didn't know you were such a hater , when were you diagnosed with hateritis.

hateritis by dont hate/dttheprez December 24, 2009

hateritis 

a chronic disease in which someone consistently hates on other people. me be contracted by drinking haterade.

Cody has hateritis, he can't accept that someone is better than her.

Annalisa has a hateritis. Signs and symptoms may include: consistent hating, two-face syndrome, bragging, and talking down about said person.

hateritis by Playa hater degree March 22, 2009

Heatherito 

A Heatheríto Lemòn(Burrito) is a band loser. Trombone is this creature's weapon of choice. Can usually be seen with a Gracie Garcia. Heatherito's have shortish hair, once long. Amazingly pretty. Can dance quite well. Ridiculously smart.

To spot a Heatherito, simply listen..you may hear the sound of Regina Spektor or Mika. Either that or listen for her spanglish..occasionally spurts of spanish will escape her lips as she talks.

Garcia - "Hola Heatherito."
Heatherito - "O.O"

Karen - "Look! I've got the Heather action figure! With limited addition, trombone action!"

Alex - "My little pony..."

Le End.

Heatherito by graciegarcia March 3, 2008