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heath bar 

When a guy shoves his fingers up his cornhole, so that he has a large amount of dookey or shit smeared on his hand. He then masturbates furiously, so that the his penis is smeared with shit, looking similar to a heath bar. He then gets his girlfriend/boyfriend to give him a blow job, tasting like a delicious choclate bar.
Dude, Chris completely showed her who was boss, and gave her a heath bar. That's what I'm talking about!

Heath Ledger Bar 

A new chocolate product comprised of the followiing ingredients:

25% Chocolate
25% Alcohol
50% Sleep Aids
The new suicide craze is going on now!
Pick yourself up a Heath Ledger Bar at your local retail store and enjoy the chocolate goodness.
Heath Ledger Bar by GB Sage January 12, 2009

Heath Ledger Bar 

A new chocolate bar recently released comprised of the following ingredients:

25% Chocolate
25% Alcohol
50% Sleep Aids
The new craze of suicide is going on now!
Go to your local retail store and buy yourself a flavorful new Heath Ledger Bar.
Heath Ledger Bar by GB Sage January 12, 2009

why is there a giant health bar in the sky

*wakes up* *looks outside* Why is there a giant health bar in the sky?

Jesus Health Bar 

The health bar that appeared in the sky on January 1st, 2020, labeled “Jesus.”
“Holy shoot, we have to fight Jesus‽”
“Holy shoot is right.”
“Shut the frick up. I need to fully process the Jesus Health Bar situation.”

why is there a giant health bar in the sky

john: why is there a giant health bar in the sky
other john: sub to headshot craft
other john: hey johns can you talk a little quieter? I'm trying to watch hentai
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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