super size condoms that you leave around the
living room to impress your dates; also the condoms
your father buys you that are extra strength so they won't break. from
family guy and t.v. commmercial for garbage bags...
"meg while i'm gone i want you to use a hefty bag for protection" "but dad what about condoms?" "meg... HEFTY HEFTY HEFTY wimpy wimpy wimpy"