Heafty 

(see, immense, quality, beast)
derived. scottish slang

adj. When something is of high standard, very good or just generally frikin' immense.

Here ya dobber check that fokin quality ride man! That has heafty nice rims like!

Heafty by SiliconSlick January 21, 2006

Heafty brown bag 

This is one of those shits that takes a bit of work to get out, but when it hits the water it sounds like you've dropped a bag of groceries & usaually spashes your arse.

"man, my arse is so wet after that
"Heafty brown bag".

Heafty brown bag by 007 in heaven October 27, 2008

heafty bag 

Heafty bag giant condom

A heafty bag is for people with huge dicks

heafty bag by Urgent6hzhgz April 20, 2017

Heartyhale 

Heart"y*hale` (-hāl`)

An old-fashioned term meaning "good for the heart".

Expressing your feelings can be heartyhale.

Heartyhale by SachaAshCash March 9, 2021

Laurel & Hearty 

Refers to a pair of girls, where one of them is thin (yet of marginal looks), while the other is a fat girl. The thinner, uglier girl pairs up with the fatter girl in order to make herself look better (that is, in the eyes of potential suitors). A reference to the classic comic duo of Laurel & Hardy, where there is a thin person (Laurel), while the other (Hardy) is bigger (in this case, owing to the heavier girth, it is corrupted to Hearty- like a hearty appetite).

(Roger and Dave, looking at two girls on the street, resembling the aforementioned above)

Roger: Hey, Dave. Look at those two girls. The skinny girl is kind of ugly. What is she doing hanging around with the fat girl?

Dave: Don't you know? It's a classic case of a Laurel & Hearty. Can't you see that the thin ugly girl is using the fat girl to make herself look better?

Laurel & Hearty by brooskitooski July 29, 2017

hefty chonk 

A hefty chonk is usually a cat which is so fat it can barely do anything normally.

me: OH LAWD HE COMING,

guy: who?

me: THE HEFTY CHONK

hefty chonk by peggy_the_chink September 22, 2019

hefty smurfing

When a guy shows off his masculinity or lack there of by acting macho and showing off an arm band tattoo in hopes of getting laid.

Yo check out Eric he's totally hefty smurfing that bitch.

Yeah she's giving into the game cause of his arm band tattoo.

He's so hefty smurfing that bitch!

hefty smurfing by Handy n Hefty Smurf March 31, 2010