headphones 

(n.) A socially acceptable “I'm ignoring you.” device.

We talked to him early this morning, but he's got his headphones on.

headphones by tuff stuff December 14, 2015

headphones 

A device that, if used correctly, well surround you and completely drown out all human life. Also used to ignore pricks.

" My headphones broke."

headphones by Bumbumbuum December 11, 2016

headphones 

tiny little speakers generally connected to ones ears.

man my headphones broke how am i gonna listen to my emo? *cries*

headphones by Briam September 1, 2003

Headphones 

I technology device you put on your ears only allowing you to hear your computer because of the speakers in your ear

I am going to put on my headphones because I cant really hear the computer because it is very loud in here.

Headphones by Joegamerbro March 26, 2017

Headphones 

My way of telling you that I don't wanna talk right now.

Don't talk to me,I have in headphones.

Headphones by weidette April 21, 2017

Headphones 

A device placed over one's ears playing music to drown out the jabber of people speaking a foreign language in their own country

Mate, I went to Kiss Gyms yesterday and there were so many jabbering away, I had to put my headphones on

Headphones by gymncooking November 17, 2015

headphones 

What you wear when u are getting a blowjob (head) if you don't like slurping or u just wanna hear some music.

Headphones are good during head.

headphones by jamlink April 25, 2010