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headfucked 

Someone who has lost their mind, who does not make any sense when they talk or is just plain CRAZY!
That bitch is headfucked!
headfucked by thegirlwho January 7, 2007

headbake 

a head bake: a thing, person, or situation that does your head in.
that girl is a headbake.
this is really baking my head.
if i don't find out, it's gonna really bake my head.
headbake by jessica rennie August 9, 2007
Someone who displays signs of being a fuckwit.
Stop laughing, headface, or I'll kick your balls off!
headface by Nerokis July 12, 2004

Jerk headfacebutt 

Someone who is extremely annoying. They are jerk head, jerk face, and jerk butt all at the same time.
My cat is such a jerk headfacebutt.
Jerk headfacebutt by SmartsKid February 5, 2018

The Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker 

Its a Giant af sword used by the horseless headless horsemann who has too many h's.
It is given by craft with 2 refined metal, 1 haunted scrap, and 1 scotman's skull cutter i think.
Demoman: I have crafted the The Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker!
Scout: cool

headbake 

nasty shit that fuckin bakes your head after a messy one
Pillhead1: fuck that music makes mfeel like my heads gonna explode
pillhead2: yeah its a fuckin headbake. fuck comedowns man
headbake by richyhtjyhf January 3, 2006
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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