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matty healy 

Singer of the band "The 1975" also one of the sexiest males on the planet.
When a girl looks at a picture of Matty Healy

Girl: Can i get pregnant from this?
matty healy by Sabrina ;) March 15, 2014

Matty Healy 

Matty Healy is the lead singer of The 1975. The only thing anyone could say to describe him best is that he is an Emo Lord. Matty likes red wine, Truman Capote, and using the word juxtaposition. Most importantly, he is the father to a puppy named Allen Ginsberg Jesus Christ.
"Wow who is that singing? He has a wonderful voice!"
"Oh that's Matty Healy from The 1975!"

matthew healy 

Lead singer and guitarist of the bast band; The 1975. Hottest man alive.
Matthew Healy is bæ.
matthew healy by The1975_matty September 14, 2015

Matty healy 

He reminds me of matty healy.
Matty healy by zen May 7, 2015

Headlight Wax

Seminal fluid that is ejaculated onto a woman's breasts, or "headlights", and subsequently buffed into her skin with either a random orbital buffer (usually battery powered) or one's own hands.
I came around the corner to see my boy Matt get sprayed with some headlight wax all over his bitch-tits. Man that shit was not what I wanted to see on Cinco-de-Mayo.
Headlight Wax by OG-FireDave August 30, 2022

social headlock 

Getting monopolized at a party by a boring person that just won't let you go.
No, I didn't see Dale drop his pants, Faye had me in a social headlock most of the night.
social headlock by puddykast August 7, 2009