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Headless Horsemen

A guy who goes out with a girl and no-matter what, she won't give him head.
Friend 1: Dat nigga's a headless horsemen forreal.

Friend 2: How long him and his girl been goin out?
Friend 1: 2 or 3....days.
Friend 2: And she still aint givin him head?!

Boyfriend: You know everybody at school has been calling me a headless horsemen, right?
Girlfriend: yeah but I mean, we have such a good relationship. Going on 2 years now I think giving in would mess things up for us.
Boyfriend: Damn shawty!!! Nigga jus' tryna buss a nut...
by Professor Whomper February 11, 2010
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He was thinking about getting circumcised as he had heard headless horsemen were unsanitary.
by zemotg December 13, 2007
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Headless Horseman

When the driver, preferably girl, gives a blowjob to the passenger. Often confused with road dome. Except this gives off the appearance no one driving the car, like the headless horseman.
Heard he got road dome!!-Jeff
Nah bitch he got dat headless horseman shit, she was driving!!!-Grizzy
by HGrizzy July 2, 2011
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headless-horseman style

a method of dismembering in which a part of a whole is separated from its larger body in a manner that is especially clean and quick, leaving no remnant on the larger body except a clean slice.
Amy: Yesterday I drove too close to a construction barrier and ripped my passenger side mirror off.

Gary: Like clean off headless-horseman style or did it hang?

Amy: Clean off.
by wisler April 22, 2009
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I coudln't believe it when that Jewish guy whipped out his headless horseman, I thought those guys had some kind of foreskin trimming part or something.
by Schuhdaddy November 19, 2007
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headless horseman

an excruciatingly pleasureful yet taxing homosexual act in which both participants are simultaneously gagged and resemble the headless horseman mounted on his bucking bronco
Neil: Great headless horseman last night. You make one hell of a stallion.

Bob: Make me your pony slut.
by Boner Jones!! March 13, 2011
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headless horseman

a guy who is doomed to roam the earth looking for some head which he has sadly never gotten

a close but slightly more sad cuzin of a perma-virgin
person1:why is he talking to them fat chix...
person 2:hes a headless horseman...hes trying to find some head so his soul can rest
by Bigeast 34 April 16, 2006
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