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Head Ball Coach

The Head Ball Coach went to the beach to tan.
Head Ball Coach by Coop Dupe June 12, 2018

Head Ball Coach

Stephen Orr Spurrier, head football coach of The University of South Carolina and former coach at The University of Florida and Duke University. Sometimes also referred to as the Ole Ball Coach. Could mean any head football coach when written in all lower case.
The Head Ball Coach is best known for bringing a high-powered passing attack to the SEC, giving UF's football stadium the nickname "The Swamp", winning the Heisman Trophy, and recruiting alcoholic quarterbacks.
Head Ball Coach by EdistoBro January 1, 2012

Cloudy with a chance of HEATballs 

When you or someone accidentally or intentionally rubbed your dick with isopropyl alcohol or pain relieving liniment.
Carl: Why are you walking as if your dick's on fire?
Mark: My girlfriend punished me for cheating by giving me the Cloudy with a chance of HEATballs treatment.

headWALL 

Internet lingo used to visualize the image of beating your head against the wall in frustration over something stupid someone has said over the internet.
Person A:
so today i was thinking, what if one day the earth gets really hot and remains at a high temperature so all the ice burgs melt and the earth floods? does anyone know if that is possible

Person B:
*headWALL*
in a nutshell, thats what global warming is.
headWALL by Moose_111 December 13, 2008

Tuck the Headwall 

The most intense thing to do ever
Woah! Did you see Aiden tuck the Headwall? It was so intense!!

headWALL 

Internet lingo used to visualize the image of beating your head against the wall in frustration over something stupid someone has said over the internet.
Person A:
so today i was thinking, what if one day the earth gets really hot and remains at a high temperature so all the ice burgs melt and the earth floods? does anyone know if that is possible

Person B:
*headWALL*
in a nutshell, thats what global warming is.
headWALL by Moose111 December 12, 2008
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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