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Walking Head
Walking head is when an extremely tall man dates an extremely short woman (That's head is near his happy "head") so, the girl would not have to get on her knees to get the job done.
Friend #1: Wow! Look at that couple. He's so tall, and she's so short!
Friend #2: I know! She could give him walking head!
Friend #2: I know! She could give him walking head!
Walking Head by Short-Girl November 19, 2010
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Walking Tortoise Head
An extreme case of Turtle Head, in which the victim is forced to take sliding baby steps and clench their butt cheeks in order to avoid a full on pant's crapping episode.
You suddenly realize you have turtle head. You leave your desk and take several steps towards the restroom only to experience the second stage of Turtle Head called, "Walking Tortoise Head". You clench your butt cheeks together and make baby steps praying for the strength and the luck to make it to the toilet in time to release this angry monster.
Walking Tortoise Head by Caedis T Yo May 7, 2011
the walking head
The fluffer: "quit walking so fast"
Sir. Murkalot:"I'm walking as slow as possible."
The fluffer:"the walking head is hard, who told you about this?"
Sir Murkalot:"just some some chode who wanted to Quin"
Sir. Murkalot:"I'm walking as slow as possible."
The fluffer:"the walking head is hard, who told you about this?"
Sir Murkalot:"just some some chode who wanted to Quin"
the walking head by Sir Murkchode January 24, 2014
The Walking Head
The act of drugging a stranger so that they are in a zombie-like state, you then proceed to insert your genitalia into their mouth.
(Top tip: make sure they don't bite)
(Top tip: make sure they don't bite)
The Walking Head by JustAcceptMyName May 26, 2017
Walking taco balancing on my head
Sean: "If we put the keyboard solo on the EP it'll sound good but won't match the physical release."
Lachlan: "walking taco balancing on my head"
Lachlan: "walking taco balancing on my head"
Walking taco balancing on my head by Bigscheming December 13, 2025
headwalk
at hardcore shows, the act of running off of the stage, and continuing your jog across the faces of the crowd.
headwalk by johnny sensation January 31, 2005
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Ratfucker
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