headwalk

at hardcore shows, the act of running off of the stage, and continuing your jog across the faces of the crowd.

"at the comeback kid show last night, dutch headwalked about a dozen kids"

headwalk by johnny sensation January 31, 2005

head walk 

A different verison of the stage dive that invloves a kid walking off of the stage onto the crowd and diving into a group of kids that isnt near the stage. Done mostly at hardcore shows by skinny kids that like to stage dive alot.

Man that head walk was sooo cr00sh!!!

head walk by XTEXASX July 13, 2006

Headwanker

A rather fitting title to a headbanger who acts like a dickhead. It is inevitable to be a headbanger and a dickhead at the same time, otherwise one is not a headbanger nor a dickhead.

For more information about headbangers, refer to headbanger

Headwanker: FUCK YEAH TURN UP DA FUCKING MUSIC *Screams*
Normal person 1: That's barely music.
Normal person 2: Just let him be, he's just a headwanker.

Headwanker by JheeBz October 17, 2009

headWALL 

Internet lingo used to visualize the image of beating your head against the wall in frustration over something stupid someone has said over the internet.

Person A:
so today i was thinking, what if one day the earth gets really hot and remains at a high temperature so all the ice burgs melt and the earth floods? does anyone know if that is possible

Person B:
*headWALL*
in a nutshell, thats what global warming is.

headWALL by Moose_111 December 13, 2008

Tuck the Headwall 

The most intense thing to do ever

Woah! Did you see Aiden tuck the Headwall? It was so intense!!

Tuck the Headwall by Headwall tucker March 21, 2011

headWALL 

Internet lingo used to visualize the image of beating your head against the wall in frustration over something stupid someone has said over the internet.

Person A:
so today i was thinking, what if one day the earth gets really hot and remains at a high temperature so all the ice burgs melt and the earth floods? does anyone know if that is possible

Person B:
*headWALL*
in a nutshell, thats what global warming is.

headWALL by Moose111 December 12, 2008

headwank 

An alternate way of saying 'mental masturbation'. It applies to the action of making something way more complicated than it is, or trying to attach all kinds of meaning or detail to something when it isn't really there.

"That theory is nothing more than a massive headwank."

headwank by wunderbar666 September 6, 2025