A little thing that's used to massage your head.It's better then life it's better than sex.
Best if someone else uses it on you.
Best if someone else uses it on you.
Dude (insert_name_here) just bought a head massager its the best thing ever!
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by Kapronca August 02, 2016

by thefishmaster February 28, 2011

Akhmed-"Got a decent indian head massage last night"
Pukesh-"Decent, did you use the tikka masala or bhuna"
Akhmed-"Nah I went all out, vindaloo mate"
Pukesh-"Holy Vishnu"
Pukesh-"Decent, did you use the tikka masala or bhuna"
Akhmed-"Nah I went all out, vindaloo mate"
Pukesh-"Holy Vishnu"
by Semtex Sandwich May 17, 2014

Julius Caesar gave Cleopatra an Egyptian head massage, then turned to Brutus and said, "And you, Brutus?"
by Your Dad367347543567 December 09, 2008

Screwing someone in the nose so hard that their brain is reduced to mush. The name derives from the fact when ancient Egyptians were mummifying a corpse, they would remove the brain by sticking a poker up the nose, scrambling the brain, and yanking it out through the nose.
Caesar gave Cleopatra an Egyptian head massage, then looked and Brutus and asked, "And you, Brutus?"
by Your Dad367347543567 December 10, 2008

Robert Giovanni and Brian were giving Max an African head massage. The next day he came back for round 2
by Fireguy47 October 03, 2018
