head massager

A little thing that's used to massage your head.It's better then life it's better than sex.
Best if someone else uses it on you.

Dude (insert_name_here) just bought a head massager its the best thing ever!

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head massager by Kapronca August 2, 2016

Head Massage 

Good, clean fun that will leave just about anyone in a nearly post-coital state.

Fuck, that head massage felt orgasmic!

Head Massage by thefishmaster February 28, 2011

Indian Head Massage 

To give or recieve a blowjob using curry as a lubricant.

Akhmed-"Got a decent indian head massage last night"
Pukesh-"Decent, did you use the tikka masala or bhuna"
Akhmed-"Nah I went all out, vindaloo mate"
Pukesh-"Holy Vishnu"

Indian Head Massage by Semtex Sandwich May 17, 2014

egyptian head massage 

Screwing somebody in the eye so hard that their brain turns to mush.

Julius Caesar gave Cleopatra an Egyptian head massage, then turned to Brutus and said, "And you, Brutus?"

egyptian head massage by Your Dad367347543567 December 9, 2008

egyptian head massage 

Screwing someone in the nose so hard that their brain is reduced to mush. The name derives from the fact when ancient Egyptians were mummifying a corpse, they would remove the brain by sticking a poker up the nose, scrambling the brain, and yanking it out through the nose.

Caesar gave Cleopatra an Egyptian head massage, then looked and Brutus and asked, "And you, Brutus?"

egyptian head massage by Your Dad367347543567 December 10, 2008

African head massage 

When 2 or more people slap the top of another persons head multiple times

Robert Giovanni and Brian were giving Max an African head massage. The next day he came back for round 2

African head massage by Fireguy47 October 3, 2018