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Jersey head but 

Its when you head but a fellow family member or a enemy family member "Crime family" and say "forget about it"
*Joey walks up to Santino.*
*He would head but Santino.*
*Santino would fall in pain.*
"Joey:Jersey head but bitch
Jersey head but by tizzardo September 25, 2011

I know it's not in you head but YOU can't KNOW that

A retard "I know it's not in you head but YOU can't KNOW that!"

Hym "I feel like 'pedantic' is the right word here. That's what you're doing. And you're conflating what I said about how I think which the the thing I'm talking about. This is why Atheists are pieces of shit. Pedantic. Smug. Self-Righteous. Garbage."

but-head 

Someone who constantly uses the conjunction "but" instead of using more appropriate forms of speech or the other conjunctions such as "and, or, yet, so, for or nor." The word "but" is frequently used in the phrases "yeah, but..." and "but, what if..." implying a contrary disposition to anything and making for very difficult conversations.
"You look nice today," he said, and instead of saying thank you, she said, "but, does that mean I don't look nice on other days?" He said to himself as he walked away, "What a but-head."

"What a terrific, sunny day," he said, "yeah, but the flowers are beautiful," she replied realizing too late that she had been a but-head.

"The team won the championship," she said, "but, what if the parking lot is crowded," he responded. "A championship for but-heads," she whispered to herself.
but-head by Lawn & Garden June 5, 2013

But-head 

Interupts you all the time by saying things like "yeah, sure but..." or "well, sure, but."
John is pretty nice, but he's a bit of a but-head.
But-head by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

But head 

Has an arse hole for a face and teeth where there ass should be.
“You but head” says my younger brother as an insult.
But head by An_inferno November 4, 2021

Face but no head 

Exactly what is says on the bottle the person has a face but nothing else behind them
Me:you have a face but no head
Person:lol ok
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murderhobo 

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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