head'r 

New Brunswick, Canada Slang
Used as a verb, to leave.

Well i guess i better head'r

head'r by CYNSIN December 9, 2008

pants on head retarded 

A state of retardedness where the subject is under such delusions that an action like wearing their pants on their own head seems like a rational thing to do.

Medical Chief: What can you tell me about the patient?

Psychologist#1: When brought in he was in a hysterical state. At the time there was no way of contacting him. We've had some limited interaction with him once he calmed down.

Medical Chief: Could you elaborate?

Psychologist#1: Well, so far, he has insisted on eating soup with a fork, wasn't able to grasp that an on/off button only has two modes and shows equal amount of amusement from contemporary music as well as advertising jingles.

Psychologist#2: The subject seems unaware of his surroundings, shows poor to none skills in human communications and lack concept of the basic laws of physics.

Medical Chief: So pretty much pants on head retarded?

Psychologist#1: That would be the medical term, yes.

pants on head retarded by IamKenny April 14, 2010

head rush 

after sitting for a short or long period of time then standing up will most likey get you a head rush, a rush of very extreme dizzyness.

Jim:"whoa whats wrong?"
Greg:"Major head rush!"

head rush by MITCHELL July 9, 2005

Head Receiver 

The Head Receiver is the most important job title you can get in a company. After a stressful day workers go to the Head Receiver to give their energy and take the seed of victory into their mouth.

Head Receiver: give me head and take my seed child.
Worker: yes master head Receiver
Head Receiver:*head receiving noises*

Head Receiver by Engle raped me April 14, 2019

get your head right 

A phrase someone tells you when you're not thinking clearly or acting right. get your head straight, straighten up, act right, get it together, focus, wake up, straighten out, fall apart, act out, screw up, mess up, misbehave, disorganized, discombobulated, confused

C'mon man, get your head right! That's the fifth free throw you missed this game.

get your head right by joecoolthefool May 26, 2016

Head rape

A awfully painful head ache

Shut up guys I'm getting head raped

Head rape by The jelly man February 8, 2015

bobble head robbery

when a girl who is very good at giving oral sex sucks your dick and stops before you cum and leaves you with your pants at your ankles in front of her house.

damn she pulled a bobble head robbery on my ass in front of her house

bobble head robbery by peavine jennings October 14, 2009