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a sex machine. loves trying new things. likes it rough and sweaty. hes very good in bed, i have to admit. but he needs time "alone". he is very racist at times. dirtbikes are his thang. overall, he is a very sweet guy and oh by the way hes gay ;P jkk

we love hayzen's!! :D
"did you see how sexy hayzen was last night?"

Jessy-oh hayzen:)
Courtney-He is just wayy to sexy.

Jessy- He's mine Courtney!! Back off!

Courtney-NO! He is mine, you back off! I could so take you!
Jessy-No you couldn't and plus you have a boyfriend. so HAHA
Courtney-Who need's him, he is old news, Hayzen is so much more sexy!

Jessy- Fine! You get him Tuesday's and Thursday's I get him Monday's and Wednesday's and we share Friday and the weekends.

Courtney- Okay, I GUESS that works.

WE LOVE YOU HAYZEN!
hayzen by JC69 July 6, 2009
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Hayden BRYF 

Similar to Ricegum, he is a hypocrite and will call you out for being edgy and a hard person to talk to when he made an edgy plush series. He will say that when he got mad at criticism that was a long time ago and will call you out for getting mad at criticism when he had done that same mistake.
Hayden BRYF by Jesusismynibba October 23, 2018

Hayden Summerall 

Hayden Summerall is a 14 year old boy who has a cute face and adorable curly hair. Aside from that he is very talented and has an amazing heart. He is also sweet and kind to everyone especially his fans.
Hayden Summerall is sooo cute , he makes my heart melt
Someone who is a incredible boss at life.
Stop thinking you're all cool just because you're heyzen.
Heyzen by Heyzen August 11, 2012

Hayden BRYF 

Similar to Ricegum, he is a hypocrite and will call you out for being edgy and a hard person to talk to when he made an edgy plush series. He will say that when he got mad at criticism that was a long time ago and will call you out for getting mad at criticism when he had done that same mistake.
Hayden BRYF by Jesusismynibba October 23, 2018

Hayden baker 

A fat depressed individual that likes hanging around with kids around the age of 5-7
Wow that Hayden baker is hanging around with two five year olds
Hayden baker by Niggafagot January 17, 2018

hayden's dick 

a dick so powerful hats even looking at Hayden himself even a man will become pregnantr
son how did you become pregnant "Hayden's dick"
hayden's dick by tallman 76 April 3, 2022
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