hapness

The opposite of coincidence

By sheer hapness I found myself speaking to t0r today, he told me about his small penis and how much he loves kissing dudes

by R0x0rloops January 02, 2010

Haps

Haps mean happy or happy birthday , if someone puts on their insta story haps then they would be wishing someone happy birthday

Haps @jakeyboii

by Slitherysnake01 September 29, 2018

Hap Hap

The aquiring of happiness as if from nowehere or relative to circumstantial hapenstance.

I woke up hap hap today.
Then dog seemed to smile at me and it bought on hap hap.

by Apedanger April 04, 2021

the haps

the "happening". what's happening, what's going on.

"what's the haps?"

by krylon80 January 01, 2012

haps

1.Goings on or Happenings

"Whats the haps on the craps?"

by DDarko April 22, 2003

no haps

Not going to be happening

Is that party still goin down on Saturday?
No haps, everybody's busy.

by madness116 October 11, 2006

haps

Short for happy

i'm haps
you haps now that you got your money?

by phenoxide October 08, 2009