hapness

The opposite of coincidence

By sheer hapness I found myself speaking to t0r today, he told me about his small penis and how much he loves kissing dudes

by R0x0rloops January 2, 2010

ground harness

The device used by Australians to prevent them from falling into the sun.

Ausie 1: Hey mate, your ground harness is getting loose
Asuie 2: Thanks mate, would have fallen into the sun without that

by @heavily_sinful May 3, 2018

sillyboy harness

A harness or leash for toddlers or unruly little tykes that a parent puts on the child while on outtings or shopping events to prevent the youngsters from becoming lost or getting into mischief.

Nancy's little brat goes wild when she takes him to the mall so she has to put a sillyboy harness on him to keep from having to chase him all over the place while she shops.

by timjb1 January 10, 2008

Harness In

To give over to the task or activity at hand, diving in full bore and getting severe with it. When you harness in to something it is your only focus and you are driven to completion with efficiency and clarity. Harnessing in can be applied to anything from creative endeavours to handy work, or even something boring like sweeping the rug. Drugs and alcohol can help to eliminate mental barriers that block the harness but are not necessary. Harnessing in is required for all works of greatness but can damage relationships and mental stability if one is always harnessed in. A so called genius walks a fine line between madness and harness. Make sure to rest your harness for maximum effect.

Kyle: Hey Fart Neck, are you coming over to make pea soup for my stupid family?
Fart Neck: You bet, just getting ready to harness in. Did you take you bone medication?
Kyle: Yeah I'm fit as a fiddle doing prep work, harnessed in AF buddy
Fart Neck: That's good

by Klendi May 6, 2019

The Harness

Sexual act in which you are fingering a girl (shes facing you) with one hand and finger banging her ass with your opposite hand (usually from behind). If you do this correctly you will have created a "harness".

Hot damn, I had that bitch in the Harness and she was moaning like a two dollar whore.

by Big Pimping January 12, 2008

Party Harness

A strap that is worn while partying to keep your sunglasses either on your face or around your neck.

The party harness is often worn by the beer wolf and the party animal, but just about anyone can find comfort in its securing grip. Look for the party harness in these locations, apres ski, houseboating, tailgate parties, bbqs, sausage parties, beer festivals and pretty much anywhere people are found to be partying.

It's a good thing I had my party harness on when I jumped in the water, I nearly lost my shades.

by vAnCiTyCaNaDa March 14, 2010

Chro-Magnum Beef Harness

1. In neo-lithic times, there was no means of transportation for Neanderthal beings except their own two feet. Thus many of them did alot of running. When running their ussually hairy and oblong penises would chafe agianst their body, so they decided to make an animal skin contraption to hold their beef penis and testicles in place.

At the excavation site, Monty uncovered a 4 million year old Chro-Magnum Beef Harness

by Lars Umayat April 22, 2009