Hayness 

1) Anything that happens by chance that is somewhat to extremely mind boggling.
2) Something that occurs that can be described only by few words.

1) "Well all that can be said about that party is that it was absolutely hayness. People everywhere, dude i couldn't tell where the keg was, it was in rotation of rooms."
2) "I have to say, the way that Buster downed that whole bottle of Everclear in all but 30 seconds was hayness."

Hayness by Hood-e-ni October 17, 2008

hayness 

to be uncool. If something is Hayness, it is unwanted.

"hey my car fell apart, it is so hayness"

hayness by Raw B July 29, 2008

Hayness 

A drunken fella with feet the size of boats covered in his own piss exclaiming he will fuck everyone's girlfriend!

James made a complete Hayness of himself at Rachel's wedding!

Hayness by so-cd August 21, 2018

purple hayness 

Large purple male dildo. Also used in gay porn.

Wow! That purple hayness made my ass hole bleed.

purple hayness by [e-mail] June 16, 2012

Spencer Haynes 

blacksmith

Hey, you see that kid taking a shit?
Yeah, that's Spencer Haynes!

Spencer Haynes by cacajosh October 17, 2019

Colton Haynes

Model, actor and, of course, sexiest man alive. Just search a picture of him.

Me: Will you marry me, Colton Haynes?
Colton: No.

Colton Haynes by Future Mrs. Brooks June 4, 2014