Hayness

1) Anything that happens by chance that is somewhat to extremely mind boggling.
2) Something that occurs that can be described only by few words.

1) "Well all that can be said about that party is that it was absolutely hayness. People everywhere, dude i couldn't tell where the keg was, it was in rotation of rooms."
2) "I have to say, the way that Buster downed that whole bottle of Everclear in all but 30 seconds was hayness."

by Hood-e-ni October 17, 2008

hayness

to be uncool. If something is Hayness, it is unwanted.

"hey my car fell apart, it is so hayness"

by Raw B July 29, 2008

Hayness

A drunken fella with feet the size of boats covered in his own piss exclaiming he will fuck everyone's girlfriend!

James made a complete Hayness of himself at Rachel's wedding!

by so-cd August 21, 2018

purple hayness

Large purple male dildo. Also used in gay porn.

Wow! That purple hayness made my ass hole bleed.

by [e-mail] June 16, 2012

Spencer Haynes

blacksmith

Hey, you see that kid taking a shit?
Yeah, that's Spencer Haynes!

by cacajosh October 17, 2019

Colton Haynes

Model, actor and, of course, sexiest man alive. Just search a picture of him.

Me: Will you marry me, Colton Haynes?
Colton: No.

by Future Mrs. Brooks June 4, 2014

ground harness

The device used by Australians to prevent them from falling into the sun.

Ausie 1: Hey mate, your ground harness is getting loose
Asuie 2: Thanks mate, would have fallen into the sun without that

by @heavily_sinful May 3, 2018