haekal is a guy who likes rice and laughs like an owl. He pushes people down the stair and likes to dance, he wants to eat all your chicken. He likes to think about his future.
The haybaler is the classic sex move where one does the following:
1. Shave off all one's pubic hairs and put them in a little bag.
2. Start having sex with someone doggy-style.
3. Take the shaven pubic hairs out of the bag and stuff them in the ass of the fucked doggy-style person.
4. Stuff the cock in the person's ass and ram the pubes down.
5. When the person shits next, they shit out a pubic hair/shit hay bale.
Man 1: Dude, that chick is pretty hot but she's a total bitch.
Man 2: Yeah I'm gonna nail her with a haybaler tonight.