hay wire

Things are all screwed up.

This project or place is all hay wire.

by Sadie2 April 26, 2007

Haywire

adjective. 1. crazy, mad. 2. To go haywire = to go nuts.

That guy's been to the war and gone haywire.

by Moon Ultra January 5, 2006

Haywire

The state of an old person's computer system when it doesn't work perfectly.

"What's wrong with it?"
"I dunno, it's all haywire."

by PseudoEvolution June 28, 2008

haywire

Noun- A soft malleable wire traditionally used to bale hay, but also for binding objects or as a simple and temporary repair.

My new machine is so simple it can be fixed with haywire and spit.

by haywireoutfit March 14, 2013

Hex Haywire

Corpse husband as a Vtuber. Certified daddy.

Hex Haywire is my daddy.

by notkoiyin June 7, 2023

Haywire

People who go berserk.

I remember when I was young,I went haywire,when I lost at a videogame,and my neighbour heard me and came in to see what's going on.

by Toa Pohatu February 2, 2017

haywirevampire

Female who is the epitome of a creature of the blood-sucking variety. (More commonly known as a vampire.) Black hair, pale skin, sharp eyes, and a tall, slender figure identifies said woman. As well as a very self-confident and controlling attitude. It brings the essence of the mystical creature to the mortal woman.

John turned his head as Michelle walked by, her long, black hair flowing down her slender back.
"She is such a haywirevampire." he said, turning back to his friend who was still staring at her as she took no notice to either of them.

by DJman21 October 1, 2008