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adjective. 1. crazy, mad. 2. To go haywire = to go nuts.
That guy's been to the war and gone haywire.
Haywire by Moon Ultra January 5, 2006
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The state of an old person's computer system when it doesn't work perfectly.
"What's wrong with it?"
"I dunno, it's all haywire."
Haywire by PseudoEvolution June 28, 2008
Noun- A soft malleable wire traditionally used to bale hay, but also for binding objects or as a simple and temporary repair.
My new machine is so simple it can be fixed with haywire and spit.
haywire by haywireoutfit March 14, 2013

Hex Haywire 

Corpse husband as a Vtuber. Certified daddy.
Hex Haywire by notkoiyin June 7, 2023
I remember when I was young,I went haywire,when I lost at a videogame,and my neighbour heard me and came in to see what's going on.
Haywire by Toa Pohatu February 2, 2017

haywirevampire

Female who is the epitome of a creature of the blood-sucking variety. (More commonly known as a vampire.) Black hair, pale skin, sharp eyes, and a tall, slender figure identifies said woman. As well as a very self-confident and controlling attitude. It brings the essence of the mystical creature to the mortal woman.
John turned his head as Michelle walked by, her long, black hair flowing down her slender back.
"She is such a haywirevampire." he said, turning back to his friend who was still staring at her as she took no notice to either of them.
haywirevampire by DJman21 October 1, 2008
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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