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Female who is the epitome of a creature of the blood-sucking variety. (More commonly known as a vampire.) Black hair, pale skin, sharp eyes, and a tall, slender figure identifies said woman. As well as a very self-confident and controlling attitude. It brings the essence of the mystical creature to the mortal woman.
John turned his head as Michelle walked by, her long, black hair flowing down her slender back.
"She is such a haywirevampire." he said, turning back to his friend who was still staring at her as she took no notice to either of them.
by DJman21 July 28, 2008
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