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a term for masturbation; "Put your elbow up about shoulder length and watch it hang and let the pendulum swing."
Johnny smirked as he watched his girlfriend dance around in her underwear. When she wasn't paying attention, he snuck to the bathroom to do the hawkbot.
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Hawkmothing 

Ranting about how you are going to beat somebody that is younger than you and always beats you. Especially if you are a supervillain named Hawkmoth.
That kid was hawkmothing about me- and I’m going to beat him!
The “evil one” from Miraculous Ladybug. He is secretly Adrien Agrests (cat noir) father and is trying to bring his dead wife back to life. Some people find him attractive and simp for him. I ship him with Natalie. Screw his dead wife.
1-“Hawkmoth needs to get over his dead wife she’s been dead for years. Smh”
2-“Ikr”
Hawkmoth by Charli 👖 April 11, 2021
Is a reject marvel superhero. Who seems to lead a life of crime using the outcast forces of mother nature to make one person in Paris mad at a time. His weapon of choice is butterflies.

He seems to be obsessed with two teenage wannabee superheroes who have mentors that look like they came out of a line of fur real friends. His obsession leads him to sit in his secret lair and make crackling noises until someone is upset.

He has no social life whatsoever so all he does is grooms his child to become a major fashion disaster.
"have you seen that French show miraculous ladybug".

"Yeah, I wish I didn't the supervillain hawkmoth makes me doubt the future of television"
He is such a reject marvel super hero
hawkmoth by treesarelife November 27, 2017

hawkmothshair 

hawkmoths hair is actually the most famous tiktoker ever🤣🤣
hawkmothshair is the most famous person on tiktok ever, better than charlie damino.
Some Old Ass dad on Miraculous Who just can’t get over his wife’s coma or death, so he reeks Havoc in the city of Paris. He’s also crusty
HawkMoth is a Crusty motherfucker.
HawkMoth by Classybutsassy May 23, 2021

hawkmothmydiscordkitten

Hawkmothmydiscordkitten aka mia on tt is our religion if u dont belive me 1st of all she stans LOONA like pls its THE BEST kpop grouo out there 🛐🛐🛐 second of all her fan colours are green and purple only hot People like her like those colours 😻🤚 rhird of all she has 807 billion followers o tt wich makes her an ✨influencer✨ #betterthancharli #charliisgoingtobejealus
I love hawkmothmydiscordkitten
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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