Have Yourself

To masturbate. Masturbation

Since your girlfriend is out of town, go have yourself then go to bed.

by Arnaldo July 6, 2006

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Having yourself on toast

The person loves themselves that much, they are so up themselves that if they had a round of toast they would definitely spread themselves on it. They are loving themselves sick.

'look at her over there, she is definitely having herself on toast'

'you're having yourself on toast ain't ya'

by Dr Toast August 10, 2012

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Fairly ambiguous and is often open to debate on it's correct application.
Historically it has been used to politely ask someone at, say, a formal dinner, if they have farted or indeed, have actually shat their smalls. The use of "have I" helping to ease the embarrasement of the situation.

"excuse me, would you pass the gravy"

"certainly, my pleasure"

(sudden smell of shit is apparant)

"pardon me, but shit yourself, have I?"

by ANNA! April 5, 2020

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go have fun with yourself

go fuck yourself (minced oath)

You ate all the cake and you want me to make more? Go have fun with yourself.

by pocketer June 17, 2023

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.9.The more others run this way and that preaching doom and gloom the more you must refuse to worry about what’s going on. Deep down you know it will all come good in the end, so start the weekend early and have yourself some fun.9.

.9.The more others run this way and that preaching doom and gloom the more you must refuse to worry about what’s going on. Deep down you know it will all come good in the end, so start the weekend early and have yourself some fun.9.

by 0AmanasazA0 November 14, 2025

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