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hat party 

A type of orgy party where everyone wears a hat and folks form groups for sex based on interesting hat combinations. When asked, each pair or group must adequately explain the situation behind their fornication.
Did you see Annabelle and Franky at the hat party? I've never seen a squid and a fish do it before. Franky said the squid inked him, so he had to stuff that fish with some raw meat before cooking.
hat party by dandyrandy05 November 18, 2016
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Dude party hat 

phrase used to describe a "bucket hat" when worn by custies, mooks and f-ed up frat boys. In a crowd of beer guzzling abercrombie wearing mooks, there will always be one wearing the hat in question.
"Some fratboy threw his Dude party hat on stage at the Dave Matthews Band concert."
Dude party hat by bph4eva October 30, 2004

Party hat 

1) slang for condom
In the course of one debauchery-filled night with his buds Jason went through about four party hats.
Party hat by Kaworu June 30, 2004

Party hat  

A discontinued item in runescape, obtained by pulling a christmas cracker. there a 6 difernt colours : Purple>yellow>green>red>white>blue. they range in prive from 154m(purple) to 450m(blue) and rising.
Noob: zomg i wanna party hat gimma a party hat or il report u to jagux!!
Noob2: no wai nub dis iz my phat
Party hat by Teh 1337 owner December 3, 2006

Party Hat 

Person 1: Hey we've got a party today
Person 2: Remember your party hat
Person 1: *~<|:D
Party Hat by hilol April 18, 2011

Party Hat 

A very smart invention to decrease the population and sti's and pregnency. Thank god for trogans, and if you dont like em just get birth control, or aids! :

1)no glove no love
2)don't be silly wrap you willy
3)don't be a fool wrap your tool
4)don't be a ding-dong cover you shling- shlong
5)dont be a wenis protect you penis
6)dont share your sperm over your worm
7)before you spank her cover your wanker
8)If theres gunna be affection cover your erection
9)if your gunna banger cover your wanger
10) There only a buck get one before you fuck
11) Dont be stupid wear a fuckin condom

a 2 dollar insurance for teens who wanna fuck
safe sex!
ali: your going to have to bring the party hats
alex: i dont have any money
ali: well neither do i
alex: just like old times
ali: yeah old times where we were dating
alex: uhh i love you?

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Party Hat by Ali Lansing August 4, 2006

Party Hat 

A fat girl who dresses like a slut and thinks she's hot shit
Fuck it is slim pickings tonight, I might go for that Party Hat
Party Hat by Best Bro February 12, 2010