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hat head

When you put on a hat for a long period of time, and after taking it off, your hair takes the shape of the hat. Usually occurs when your hair is particularly greasy.
-After a game of golf, Malvin takes his cap off-

Oliver: Dude, you've got hat head, when was the last time you showered?
by jun0! April 4, 2009
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hat head

when you are wearing a hat for a very long time and your hair then becomes flat and you then look like an ugly turd.
"Woah Bryan put your hat back on, you've got some major hat head!!! Lookin' slightly like a turd.
by YessicaShmallen November 29, 2018
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Hi-hat head

When listening to music, instead of bobbing ones head to the beat, one bobs ones head along with the hi-hat.
Every time that song comes on, he gets hi-hat head.
by toddmyers January 6, 2010
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hat trick head

When a male has sexual intercourse with at least three different partners in a 24 hour period. The act must involve oral sex from the third partner without the male having showered after the prior partners. The act may also include ATM with prior partners.
Tim had a great weekend. He took down four broads and walked away with hat trick head as his final act.
by Richard Hangslow February 18, 2019
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2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat

2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat

When a guy's fat gut is so huge it resembles a hippopotamus head ... it therefore must be a hippopotamus that only has 2 legs and has purchased itself a lovely man's head for a hat (probably not such a lovely hat given the size of the gut)
Wtf? Is that a 2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat?
by Big Poppa Mills December 3, 2020
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head in your hat

AYE girl lemme put my head in your hat i heard ya brim was tight
by Panda, Odle, Ant March 8, 2008
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