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The Heschel school 

A school full of rich liberal assholes and whiny bitches. The teachers only work there because they couldn't get into a union. The school is to afraid to let you do anything that could somehow lead to harm because it is ruled by a bunch of entitled parents.
Did you just make a joke? OMG you're so racist/sexist/homophobic, I am seriously offended, now I'm gonna have to report you to the principle and get you kicked ouy of the heschel school!
School for spoiled rich kids who have the excuse of being Jewish to pretend that they are diverse.
Me: Moshee from Heschel got mugged. David: Then where was his bodyguard and driver?
Heschel by living dick...tionary November 24, 2019
is the kind of person who can be nice to her friends but can be a karen to other people
omg the is so a hachel look at her
hachel by powerfulgirl609 August 26, 2022
A rich kid school
If you go to heschel you are rich and spoiled. Yo Brett want to go to Starbucks (pulls out hundred dollars)
Heschel by Yeetedit December 24, 2019
a person, generally a past employee of hasc, who goes around telling stories and jokes about hasc and how cute his or her campers were excessively, to the point that people start to hate this person.
man, that dan eisenberg is such a HASChole, his campers arent't even that cute.
HASChole by apodhead November 11, 2010

heschel kid

a very rich and preppy person who lives on the upper west side of manhattan. their saturday nights usually consist of seeing a PG-13 movie and then getting frozen yogurt. an absolutely pitiful sight to behold.
Person A: "yo did u see those heschel kids walking out of starbucks?"

Person B: "yeah man ive never seen anything gayer in my life."
heschel kid by snoop52 December 6, 2009