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There goes the Hartfiel
hartfiel by nunya March 3, 2003
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Hatfield Peverel 

A quaint village located in the South East of Essex, England notorious for a strong farming community as well as the level of drive by shootings being considerably larger than that of neighbouring villages. Key land marks are The Great Barn, where 80% of all newborns are conceived and ironically delivered by Nurse of the Year 2009 Sara Nitram, The Village Hall where many functions take place including the annual HoeDown where performers such as Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus have found fame. Noted residents include Lady Sophia "Fifi" Martiani, winner of the largest pumpkin competition 10 years consecutively. She was once quoted in Garden's World Magazine as saying "Hatfield Peverel is my heart, soul and body"
Their village slogan "Hatfield Peverel, you'll always find a smile here"
Hatfield Peverel by soapasaurus August 3, 2010

señorita de hatfield 

A girl for whom the pleasures past you would sacrifice your family, god, nigh - your very existence! You listen to the whispers of the wind, watch brooding clouds and feel the very earth for a sign of her. Alas, no. She will never love you. The sting hurts more than mortal man can bare. Was it the wicked college allocation, your bodily weakness or were the carnal passions simply unfulfilling ? We will never know. But one thing is for certain. The spell she casts can never be broken.
"Yeah there's a señorita de hatfield in my labs. Does rugby I think, idk "

Mah-hatfiel 

One who demonstrates an overflowing toilet-load of dumb-assary. This same individual is characterized as being, "super low on wits".
"Hey Kim, you pulled a Mah-hatfiel when you went to McDonalds and asked for the Fleetwood Mac."
Mah-hatfiel by Mah_Hatfiel May 21, 2009

Hatfield 

To perform a scene in the nude, regardless of whether the script calls for it or not.
Actor: Something still doesn't feel right.

Director: Let's try it again; this time, just Hatfield it.
Hatfield by Fredicus. June 22, 2010

Hatfield 

dont mess with they Hatfields.Any Hatfield is all around awesome.A Hatfield will blow you away.
Person1:"damn here comes a Hatfield!"
person2:"wow, i wish i was born a Hatfield."
Hatfield by sugarheywhuduh February 27, 2011

hatfield 

To be extremely germophobic and gay.

Usually works on computers too.
I tried to shake that guy's hand but he called me silly, what a hatfield!
hatfield by noahtheman January 24, 2008
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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