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There goes the Hartfiel
by nunya March 3, 2003
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Hatfield Peverel

A quaint village located in the South East of Essex, England notorious for a strong farming community as well as the level of drive by shootings being considerably larger than that of neighbouring villages. Key land marks are The Great Barn, where 80% of all newborns are conceived and ironically delivered by Nurse of the Year 2009 Sara Nitram, The Village Hall where many functions take place including the annual HoeDown where performers such as Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus have found fame. Noted residents include Lady Sophia "Fifi" Martiani, winner of the largest pumpkin competition 10 years consecutively. She was once quoted in Garden's World Magazine as saying "Hatfield Peverel is my heart, soul and body"
Their village slogan "Hatfield Peverel, you'll always find a smile here"
by soapasaurus August 3, 2010
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señorita de hatfield

A girl for whom the pleasures past you would sacrifice your family, god, nigh - your very existence! You listen to the whispers of the wind, watch brooding clouds and feel the very earth for a sign of her. Alas, no. She will never love you. The sting hurts more than mortal man can bare. Was it the wicked college allocation, your bodily weakness or were the carnal passions simply unfulfilling ? We will never know. But one thing is for certain. The spell she casts can never be broken.
"Yeah there's a señorita de hatfield in my labs. Does rugby I think, idk "
by thebestestbestson March 27, 2019
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Mah-hatfiel

One who demonstrates an overflowing toilet-load of dumb-assary. This same individual is characterized as being, "super low on wits".
"Hey Kim, you pulled a Mah-hatfiel when you went to McDonalds and asked for the Fleetwood Mac."
by Mah_Hatfiel May 21, 2009
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Hatfield

To perform a scene in the nude, regardless of whether the script calls for it or not.
Actor: Something still doesn't feel right.

Director: Let's try it again; this time, just Hatfield it.
by Fredicus. June 22, 2010
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Hatfield

dont mess with they Hatfields.Any Hatfield is all around awesome.A Hatfield will blow you away.
Person1:"damn here comes a Hatfield!"
person2:"wow, i wish i was born a Hatfield."
by sugarheywhuduh February 27, 2011
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hatfield

To be extremely germophobic and gay.

Usually works on computers too.
I tried to shake that guy's hand but he called me silly, what a hatfield!
by noahtheman January 24, 2008
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