You shave your girl's pubes off and glue them to your upper lip with an Elmer's Disappearing Purple School Glue Stick and then proceed to eat her out like normal while rubbing her clit with your "mustache"
Girl 1: God, I just wish my boyfriend would give me a Hairy Jerry!
Girl 2: My boyfriend gave me one the other day girl! It felt so good! Like yass queen! The clean up was horrible though
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)