harry gooch 

the wrinkly worthless skin between the ass and the ball sack that when a man does not take proper care of his manly hygene gets gooch cheese. When the man has sexual relations with a woman that also does not take proper care of her feminine hygene and her pubic hairs get rubbed off during sex. The hairs then get stuck in the mans gooch cheese and he now has a harry gooch.

Stephanie is so nasty! Justin and her are perfect for each other, I bet she gave him a harry gooch

harry gooch by Jenjenk84 June 12, 2008

hairy gooch 

When that woman no shaven her private part. usually looks like a jungle

Me:Hey lady wanna fornicate
Lady: sure but be weary of my hairy gooch as rumour has it chuck norris is in it.
Me:of course he is dumass, chuck norris is everywhere at once

hairy gooch by vas deference November 11, 2013

HairyGoochitis 

A serious disorder when old, dried up fecis cling to the goochforest. This may cause the beholder to be stanky. The owner of this disorder must have a very thick goochforest.

Dj: Ahh man lorenzo smells like shit yo.
Dominic: ughh, common case of hairygoochitis.

HairyGoochitis by BafeCakes November 28, 2011