the wrinkly worthless skin between the ass and the ball sack that when a man does not take proper care of his manly hygene gets gooch cheese. When the man has sexual relations with a woman that also does not take proper care of her feminine hygene and her pubic hairs get rubbed off during sex. The hairs then get stuck in the mans gooch cheese and he now has a harry gooch.
by Jenjenk84 June 12, 2008
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Lady: sure but be weary of my hairy gooch as rumour has it chuck norris is in it.
Me:of course he is dumass, chuck norris is everywhere at once
Lady: sure but be weary of my hairy gooch as rumour has it chuck norris is in it.
Me:of course he is dumass, chuck norris is everywhere at once
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A serious disorder when old, dried up fecis cling to the goochforest. This may cause the beholder to be stanky. The owner of this disorder must have a very thick goochforest.
by BafeCakes November 28, 2011
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