A person from your high school or hometown that you always had some
type of crush on. This said person is someone you would’ve married if your paths didn’t
veer off from each other. Someone who reopens your old
feelings for them like a poorly mended wound every time you see them.
Ex): Chad:
Dude,
don’t go there man. Sarah was some high school
bullshit. She’s your White Hairy Buffalo.
Thad:
Damn, Chad you’re so right.
Sarah: *as she walks by Chad and Thad* Oh, hey Thad.
Thad: *gazing after her* I think my feelings just reopened for Sarah like a poorly mended wound.
Chad: what the fuck, bro.
Checklist:
1. Previous crush/significant other
2. From your hometown or high school
3. Think about him/her every now and then
4. Always wonder what he/she is up to when you return home
5. May have dumped recent men/women to try and be with said person
6. “The One That Got Away”