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haricots verts 

Pretentious french words for "green bean." Bitches with food recipes that can't stand on their own by virtue of actual taste or presentation like to drop obscure or French phrases into their recipe titles in lieu of normal English words in a stilted effort to make it seem more exotic.

Thus, you have bullshit words like "haricots verts" instead of green beans, "galette" instead of pastry, "jus" instead of juice, "crudités" instead of veggies, and so on.

If you're cooking fucking green beans, just say so. Your worth as a chef is dependent on your goddamn food itself, not what you call it.
Menu item: Haricots Verts in its own jus, served over a beurre reduction.
Translation: Green beans with butter.
haricots verts by bigtrick October 14, 2006
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haricot vert 

very skinny woman, like a green bean
Nicole Richie needs to eat, shes looking like a haricot vert lately.
haricot vert by Scott Freah August 28, 2006

haricharan 

the funniest, nicest, and the dumbest person in the world. hehe!
You are such a haricharan
haricharan by harismart June 3, 2019
a stupid bitch that frequently listens to kpop until her ears are bleeding. She also would likely drink flavored bleach
that girl is a friggin’ haric.
that stupid haric played weird Korean music until 3 am so I had to call the police
haric by nayeoninjected June 14, 2020
When, for some or other reason, you cannot have your haircut at your usual spot and try a new place that comes highly recommended by a friend. The hair-cutting-chick/guy at this new place does a completely botched job the result of which replaces your normally 'awesome after-haircut feeling' with the desire to dismember your friend and destroy the newly visited establishment.
Troy: "Dude, what the F"

Pen-yole: "I know right... haricut... I'm gonna rip Blake a new one"
Haricut by Scorpian King March 1, 2011

harichandana 

Harichandana is so fuckin hot!! She’s an idol to everyone and everyone wants to date her especially anime men
Levi loves harichandana, she is hot
harichandana by Hairrrilahdosox September 4, 2021