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Post Hardon Depression
Not to be confused with "Post Pardum Depression" which is a serious medical condition requiring treatment, "Post Hardon Depression" generally passes on it's own. It occurs for a man, following sex when he is left with that feeling of ennui, so well expressed in the Peggy Lee song, "Is That All There Is?"
Seeing Farquar's long face, George asks, 'What happen...you look like your dog just died?' Farquar replies, 'No, nothing like that, I just had great sex with my girlfriend, but now have Post Hardon Depression.' George, replies, 'Oh man, I feel your pain.'
Post Hardon Depression by LaughingAloud June 15, 2010
Ha? Hatdog
Used by Filipino assholes to try to fucking shit on someone while they're explaining something to people.
Man 1: Do you know the...
Man 2: Ha?
Man 1: I said do you know the--
Man 2: HATDOG HAHAHAHA PAKYU KA BA ULUL GAGO
Definition: Ha? Hatdog in this case is used to fuckin shit on someone
Man 2: Ha?
Man 1: I said do you know the--
Man 2: HATDOG HAHAHAHA PAKYU KA BA ULUL GAGO
Definition: Ha? Hatdog in this case is used to fuckin shit on someone
Ha? Hatdog by Mama mo san darating September 24, 2018
Harrogate Pineapple
A Harrogate Pineapple is an indescribably twisted sexual practice offered as a special service in the darkened backrooms of some of the most refined and elegant-seeming tea-rooms of North Yorkshire, in the United Kingdom.
"Could I order a pot of Darjeeling, a tray of small cakes, and... er... the Harrogate Pineapple?"
"I'm sorry sir, this is not that sort of establishment. Please leave, before I have to call the Army"
"I'm sorry sir, this is not that sort of establishment. Please leave, before I have to call the Army"
Harrogate Pineapple by Belvin Mragg May 15, 2013
Warren G. Hardon
Steve; Look at Billy, he's got a Warren G. Hardon
Everyone laughs at Billy, who has a massive Warren G. Hardon
Everyone laughs at Billy, who has a massive Warren G. Hardon
Warren G. Hardon by White Van with screaming in it May 19, 2016
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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