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A Mexican redneck, who is black with the biggest penis of all time, and also has the most cake ever seen by anyone

Woah look at the hardog over there

hardog by Hardog August 7, 2020

Words you can keep

Post Hardon Depression

Not to be confused with "Post Pardum Depression" which is a serious medical condition requiring treatment, "Post Hardon Depression" generally passes on it's own. It occurs for a man, following sex when he is left with that feeling of ennui, so well expressed in the Peggy Lee song, "Is That All There Is?"

Seeing Farquar's long face, George asks, 'What happen...you look like your dog just died?' Farquar replies, 'No, nothing like that, I just had great sex with my girlfriend, but now have Post Hardon Depression.' George, replies, 'Oh man, I feel your pain.'

Post Hardon Depression by LaughingAloud June 15, 2010

Related Words

hardog • hardoga • hardon • hardo • hamdog • Hakdog • hatdog • HardOCP • hamdogged • hardgamer

Ha? Hatdog

Used by Filipino assholes to try to fucking shit on someone while they're explaining something to people.

Man 1: Do you know the...
Man 2: Ha?
Man 1: I said do you know the--
Man 2: HATDOG HAHAHAHA PAKYU KA BA ULUL GAGO
Definition: Ha? Hatdog in this case is used to fuckin shit on someone

Ha? Hatdog by Mama mo san darating September 24, 2018

hatdog

-annoys literally most of Filipinos

-used in conversations

Friend: Did u know she's smart.
Me : Ha?
Friend: Wdym
Me: Hatdog
Friend: JDSIJDISKDKSKDD

hatdog by ayoyoy January 1, 2019

Hakdog

A word used by Cebuano people to fuck up the one who is asking a question.

The word before it is mentioned is "hA", it means what.

Mom:hA?
Son: HAKDOG!

Hakdog by eegeed April 22, 2019

Harrogate Pineapple

A Harrogate Pineapple is an indescribably twisted sexual practice offered as a special service in the darkened backrooms of some of the most refined and elegant-seeming tea-rooms of North Yorkshire, in the United Kingdom.

"Could I order a pot of Darjeeling, a tray of small cakes, and... er... the Harrogate Pineapple?"

"I'm sorry sir, this is not that sort of establishment. Please leave, before I have to call the Army"

Harrogate Pineapple by Belvin Mragg May 15, 2013

Warren G. Hardon

Trying to hide a boner, but failing and getting laughed at.

Steve; Look at Billy, he's got a Warren G. Hardon

Everyone laughs at Billy, who has a massive Warren G. Hardon

Warren G. Hardon by White Van with screaming in it May 19, 2016

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026