2 definitions by Belvin Mragg
A Harrogate Pineapple is an indescribably twisted sexual practice offered as a special service in the darkened backrooms of some of the most refined and elegant-seeming tea-rooms of North Yorkshire, in the United Kingdom.
"Could I order a pot of Darjeeling, a tray of small cakes, and... er... the Harrogate Pineapple?"
"I'm sorry sir, this is not that sort of establishment. Please leave, before I have to call the Army"
"I'm sorry sir, this is not that sort of establishment. Please leave, before I have to call the Army"
by Belvin Mragg May 15, 2013
Helpy people assist in such a way that the task becomes more messy and complex and takes far longer than it would if you'd just done it yourself. Helpyness is small children or pets assisting with cooking or folding clothes, or anyone you don't know offering to help set up a tent.
by Belvin Mragg April 16, 2020