driver harassment squad

The bad drivers/bikers/pedestrians you always seem to encounter especially on the commute home after a long aggravating day at work. They always seem to wait just for you to get in your car and start driving.

Squad leader radios everyone: "Ok take your places he's getting in his car now"

Today on my commute home i encountered an oblivious person starting to cross the road in front of me and had to slam on my brakes like they waited just for me to approach even though there were no cars behind me, then I got stuck behind a tourist going 20 miles below the speed limit, after that i encoundered five unnecessary red lights, got stuck behind three buses, two trains and a drawbridge. The driver harassment squad is out in full force for me today, great job everyone!

driver harassment squad by pctv guy January 29, 2018

sexual harassment suit 

1. A legal action in a court of law between two private parties regarding sexual harassment.
2. See birthday suit.

That's not a sexual harassment suit, THIS is a sexual harassment suit.

sexual harassment suit by Hadley July 3, 2008

Saxual Harassment 

Is the act of humping someone while playing the saxophone, specifically the tune used for sax-rolling.

Made famous by 'Epic Sax Guy' - Sergey Stepanov.

I was dancing in the club, when I saw a guy performing saxual harassment to some girl to a very catchy tune.

sexual harass epic sax guy saxophone sax roll rick roll

Saxual Harassment by stener May 26, 2011

sexual harassment panda 

A Panda who teaches children not to practice sexual harassment. Goes by the name of "Petey". The "Sexual Harassment Panda" song plays every time he walks into a room.

Who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree?
Sexual Harassment Panda.
Who explains sexual harassment to you and me?
Sexual Harassment Panda.
"Don't say that! Don't touch there!
Don't be nasty!" says the silly bear.
He's come to tell you what's right and wrong.
Sexual Harassment Panda.

"And when one little panda puts his furry little willy in another panda's ear, that makes me a very sadddddd panda!"

sexual harassment panda by WhoisHomer February 4, 2005

acceptable sexual harassment 

When a seemingly formidable right-wing candidate for Supreme Court Justice or a President of the United States sexually harasses women.

It became clear to me that there are some forms of acceptable sexual harassment.

acceptable sexual harassment by Dr Bunnygirl December 5, 2019

Sensual Harassment 

A psychological way of disrupting the senses of your opponent in order to gain competitive advantage at work, play, sex, or politics.

Jim used "Sensual Harassment" to get under Tom's skin, causing Tom to make a foul as he attempted to block Jim's jump shot. Sensual Harassment is more effective than Sexual Harassment when making someone your Bitch.

So far, haven't heard of anyone being sued for "Sensual Harassment".

Sensual Harassment by Tre Robynson August 18, 2011

meta sexual harassment 

Where you would normally say something that could be construed as sexual harassment, you instead mention that you can't say it because it could be considered sexual harassment.

Person 1: OH MAN! Where do I send your Funny Guy Award???
Person 2: I'd tell you but then I'd have to go to sexual harassment training
Person 1: nice meta sexual harassment.

meta sexual harassment by jkitchen April 28, 2008