the Happy Tree Friend, also known as "Amicus venerandum", is a North American species of the Mammalia class. A tree friend usually appears as an
adorable woodland creature, with different species forms ranging from rabbits to squirrels to chipmunks. They have boot
feet, buck-teeth, heart noses, and Pac-Man eyes. All of them have thin lines located on their philtrum, between the
nose and mouth. According to MrRockGuy who gave a
definition to this in June
2004, they die in horribly violent accidents and situations, and this is actually true too sometimes! However, mostly when they get
hurt, they will make noises ranging from screams to whimpers, and depict injuries as well. Mostly, there is no blood in the injuries, but some bleeding, to make sure it's appropriate for children. These animals behave mostly like children, seeking people to play with. Even though they can get bored too, they are also kept as pets according to Statistics Canada. Some of them have cheeks too; a few of them have freckles, gapped teeth, and antlers if they're a
moose. They can sing, speak clear
English and gibberish, and dance.
According to Animal Planet, they are usually found in cities and towns, even in rural places. As well as that, they can even be found in America too! If a tree friend appears as an anteater, the animal has NO BUCKTEETH OR
NOSE, just a trunk.
some british boi narrator named michael rosen: hey guys watching the telly, this is bbc planet earth. today we be taking a look at, well, can't see ems?
a tree friend: Wheeeee! *laughing* Wahoo! Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Me: AAAGH!! A TREE FRIEND!! Y'ALL NOT SURVIVE!! MUST YEET!!
*yeets the tree friend and pulls out his meaty striped venison in order to use him as
food*
the narrator: oh, its called a happy tree friend. well, we're in a forest in
London, England. A seething predator, homo sapiens, is violently gaming the animal. I've just found the animal to actually be Cuddles the rabbit.
*after*
narrator: we see a
family in
London eating this tree friend. it's complete with spices and
pepper as well as other seasonings.
elmer fudd: ahh, woasted wabbit boi
