Direct and immediate response to any sort of
sleep rub or other tricksy sexual behavior introduced after your
girlfriend decides it is time for sleep. To ensure "it's not going to happen" doesn't happen to you, enter bedroom in your hotpants as your
girlfriend requested.
Male: Uhh babe... wake up! Right Here...
Sleep Rubs!!! Off!! Come on...
Female: (lying on stomach with arms above head, mumbling and obvious that tomorrow will produce no recollection of
said event) Uhh, It's not going to happen...