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Make it happen cap'n 

A fun saying that rolls off the tongue, can be used in so many situations.
Ron: Ayo what's good with it Billy?

Billy: Yo yo I'm good but I ain't got no money for that food doe! I'm going for a job interview now.

Ron: Make it happen cap'n

happen next 

A clever way to tell someone to either shut up or speed up the process.
A: Guess what I did yesterday, I went swimming and had fun....
B:Happen Next
happen next by Faith Ayers April 6, 2004

Ewww I hate the word OMG so bitch your not going to happen like its not I'm not a hoe

Ewww I hate the word OMG so bitch your not going to happen like its not I'm not a hoe
Ewww I hate the word OMG so bitch your not going to happen like its not I'm not a hoe

Nope don’t remember didn’t happen 

When the person you had a bonding moment with isn’t ready to accept they have feelings for you so they deny you cradling them in your arms.
“We had a bonding moment! I CRADLED YOU IN MY ARMS!” “nope don’t remember didn’t happen”

Nothing bad will happen 

Something said by an idiot before something bad happens.
Person 1: Why did we go off the forest path, what if we get attacked?
Person 2: Don't be scared. Nothing bad will happen, okay?
Person 1: Is that a bear coming over here?!

It's not going to happen... 

Direct and immediate response to any sort of sleep rub or other tricksy sexual behavior introduced after your girlfriend decides it is time for sleep. To ensure "it's not going to happen" doesn't happen to you, enter bedroom in your hotpants as your girlfriend requested.
Male: Uhh babe... wake up! Right Here... Sleep Rubs!!! Off!! Come on...

Female: (lying on stomach with arms above head, mumbling and obvious that tomorrow will produce no recollection of said event) Uhh, It's not going to happen...