Direct and immediate response to any sort of sleep
rub or other tricksy sexual
behavior introduced after your girlfriend decides it is time for sleep. To ensure "it's not going to happen" doesn't happen to you,
enter bedroom in your hotpants as your girlfriend requested.
Male: Uhh babe... wake up! Right Here... Sleep Rubs!!! Off!! Come on...
Female: (lying on stomach with arms above
head, mumbling and obvious that
tomorrow will produce no recollection of said event) Uhh, It's not going to happen...