handy pandy 

a slang for hand job

dude i got handy pandy from her

handy pandy by shaker December 8, 2007

pandy handy 

A handjob given in a pandemic. Likely a bit of a concession, in that a blowjob might have been given if it weren’t for the pandemic and needing to keep one’s mask on.

She’s been pretty serious about quarantine so I ended up with a pandy handy.

pandy handy by breezygoing January 31, 2021

Pandy Handy 

when you steal somebodies used mask out the trash and masturbate with it.

damn that chick so hot im definitely getting her mask and giving myself a pandy handy later.

Pandy Handy by TammyTinkleToes June 14, 2024

Big Mash Panda Hands 

Too describe overly large, awkward, and often unaesthetic hands.

Leroy: you fancy a game of pool?
Tim: I would, but i can't even hold the cue properly!
Leroy: That'l be your big mash panda hands

Big Mash Panda Hands by salamwalad October 13, 2011

Hands of Panda 

the dirty, sticky mess that develops on your hands during a meal at Panda Express by a.) lack of silverware or a napkin, b.) pure carelessness

"You need to consider using a napkin or something man because you got major hands of panda right now"

Hands of Panda by BNB85 January 30, 2009

Handyandy 

when a man is very handy with his hands

Handyandy- wife called him handy for a reason

Handyandy by Dixsoutforharambe August 19, 2016

handydandycandlehandle 

A married woman, better than all other married women, often referred to as the starwars character "Yoda".

Come hither and bring me goodies, handydandycandlehandle.

handydandycandlehandle by Master of the handydandycandle April 11, 2009