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the hindlick maneuver 

This describes sexual ass licking.
Ben Dover is very popular due to his skill at the Hindlick maneuver!

hindlick maneuver 

A shameless, selfless act by an employee that is designed to kiss the ass of the boss so that the boss becomes even fuller of himself than he was prior to the maneuver.
Suck Ass Employee - "Hey boss, I have an idea that I think could enhance our profile among institutional investors. By the way, speaking of profile, you look like you’ve really been throwing the weights around. That Missoni sweater looks like it was made for you.”

Boss – “Don’t be silly Chaz. Anyway it was made for me last week when I was in Milan."

Suck Ass Employee - "I could tell! Are we still on for squash this afternoon? I want revenge after how badly you beat me our last time out.”

Boss – “We’re on. By the way, I’m starved. What’s that in your hand?"

Suck Ass Employee – “ It’s a scone baked by my great aunt. She flew back to England last night and made some before she left. This is the last one. Take it, it’s yours.”
Bystander - "That disgusting suck ass just executed the hindlick maneuver."
hindlick maneuver by Higley April 1, 2010

handkick 

When your legs are amputated so you have to you your hand. Handkick.
handkick by Kiwano October 21, 2017

hindlicka 

When you have an outrageous flow of poop. And someone comes up behind you and licks it off your leg.
Martin had a bad flow of poop last Friday. It was a leaker. Mark came up behind him and saved him by licking it off his leg. Mark saved martins hindlicka
hindlicka by sheaintnorockstar8900 December 31, 2013

The Hindlick 

The Hindlick Maneuver consists of licking your partner's anus while choking them with a belt. Whether auto erotic or otherwise.
When a person has the best experience of their entire existence they have their booty ho' licked while getting choked. This is known as The Hindlick.

Person A:
Damn near blacked out last night!

Person B:
I wish my hubby would do The Hindlick on me just once!
The Hindlick by DC69420S0L September 4, 2020

handpicker 

A filthy excuse for a human who will target people and approach them giving a sob story how they need money for a phone call, train fare home etc.

We call these handpickers because they would rather pick the change out of your hand than sit and beg like the more honest beggars if there is such a thing.
Filthy Handpicker was harassing me today giving me some sob story about how he can't get home.
handpicker by HonestChap September 5, 2014